Terms of Service

Last updated: June 9, 2026

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using RateMyCuckChair ("the Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use the Service.

2. Description of Service

RateMyCuckChair is a parody website that allows users to rate, review, and submit photos of chairs found in hotel rooms. The Service is satirical in nature and is not affiliated with Yelp or any hotel chain.

3. User Content

You retain ownership of content you submit (photos, reviews, ratings). By submitting content, you grant RateMyCuckChair a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to display, distribute, and modify your content on the Service.

You represent that you have the right to submit any content you provide and that it does not violate any third-party rights.

4. Prohibited Content

You agree not to submit content that:

• Is illegal, harassing, threatening, or defamatory
• Contains nudity, pornography, or sexually explicit material
• Is spam, commercial advertising, or solicitation
• Depicts anything other than a chair in a hotel or lodging context
• Violates any person's privacy or intellectual property rights
• Contains malware, viruses, or harmful code

5. Moderation Rights

We reserve the right, but not the obligation, to review, approve, reject, or remove any content at our sole discretion. We may suspend or terminate accounts that violate these terms.

6. DMCA / Copyright

If you believe your copyrighted work has been posted on RateMyCuckChair without authorization, please contact us at dmca@ratemycuckchair.com with:

• A description of the copyrighted work
• The URL where the infringing material is located
• Your contact information
• A statement of good faith belief that the use is not authorized
• A statement under penalty of perjury that the information is accurate

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Service is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee that the Service will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free.

8. Limitation of Liability

RateMyCuckChair and its operators shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Service.

9. Parody Notice

RateMyCuckChair is a parody website. The red-and-white color scheme and general layout are a satirical homage to Yelp. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Yelp Inc. in any way. Any resemblance to real hotels, chairs, or persons is coincidental and/or for comedic effect.

10. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

11. Contact

For questions about these terms: legal@ratemycuckchair.com